18th Century Phallus
18th Century Phallus
18th Century Phallus
18th Century Phallus
18th Century Phallus
18th Century Phallus
18th Century Phallus

18th Century Phallus

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I am quite pleased to present you, my adoring customers with this one of a kind historically accurate reproduction phallus, as based upon the recently uncovered Gdansk original, which was found in the bottom of an 18th century privy.

Who are we kidding, this is an 18th century dildo that they found at the bottom of an 18th century toilet, funny enough, at a fencing school. This item is reproduced making use of the images taken of the original (as seen in the photos herein) and with materials that would have been available at the time. As the original is quite damaged, I have had to make a few educated guesses in terms of a few points of construction, though the item is as close as possible, if not completely identical to the original. While you can technically use this as an adult sex toy, we aren't quite sure how that would turn out and as it is not certified for use in that manner, we would recommend that you merely use this as a display piece and must note that we aren't selling it for actual use, but at the same time, what you do with it is none of our business!

This is quite a discussion piece and goes quite well with many of our books, such as the Harlot's Progress, as well as numerous others, inclusive of our 18th century reproduction condom. Each one is made using hardwood at the tip, with leather of your choice for the body, the wood being sealed in shellac.

This item is made to order and will be ready in four to five weeks (usually sooner) from the order date.

All items are sold as is and are produced on a per order basis; each work is a custom piece and reproduced (where applicable) by hand and using period materials as close as possible to the original materials used in the 17th, 18th and 19th centuries. All items may be subject to a delay and currently each item will require one to two weeks to produce and ship from our workshop, unless otherwise noted. All bespoke modern and historical clothing and items are dependent upon the measurements provided by you, the buyer and we cannot take responsibility for mishitting items as a result of improperly provided measurements and associated requirements. Custom fitting appointments are available in person and virtually, for those who require them and where applicable; please contact us as to arrange such an appointment. Please contact us for special requests, specific items that you might have in mind and other such requirements that we might be able to assist you with.